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Gawlk (verb): Is described as when a person, typically a male, seems to have their eyes glued to another person, typically a female, because of their sexual attraction. Symptoms are droppage of the jaw, stiff appendages, studdering of the speech, and clammy palms.

To gawlk; gawlking, straight gawlkin'.
"Daaamn, Tyler! You waz STRAIGHT GAWLKIN on that fine female ova their in the koerner."

"Your gawlk is so obvious."
Gawlk by tpot of CA November 25, 2009
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gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.
The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

Gawaka Gawaka 

Gawaka Gawaka — the sound of an overly performative act of fellatio.

Gentlemen, if your partner is “doing the most”; then they are trying to “get done”; and, not enjoying what they’re doing.

It’s just basic psychology.

And if you enjoy that; then you deserve everything you AREN’T getting.

There is no such thing as “something for nothing”; and, the act of unilaterally giving pleasure to another without the though of reciprocity is counter to human nature.

It’s called “having your soul taken” for a reason!!!!!!!!

Oral sex is one thing; but, if your partner is “on demon time” with a “Gawaka Gawaka” you may need to look up the word “suuccubus” or “incubus” depending on which flag you fly.

Some will have to look up both words.

All mythology has its basis in reality.

As Dracula says: “I don’t drink…WINE.”

Sometimes this act is performed in conjunction with a grapefruit that has been mildly heated in a microwave oven. The erect member is inserted through the center of the warm fruit, preliminarily, before the Gawaka Gawaka begins.

Some find the combination of the moving grapefruit and the hyperactive mouth intoxicating. Others don’t like acidic juice in their Urethra.

Remember, most things sound so much better than they actually are when you experience them for yourself.

Different streaks for different freaks!!!!
Dude, I’m scared of my new lover. She was on demon time with a triple-x Gawaka Gawaka. I would have asked her where she learned to do that; if I had been able to talk or move during or afterward. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, what comes next: EXORCISM?????

vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000

During the action of sucking a dick where the person sucking places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck so hard it creates a vacuum seal, the person sucking then begins to deep throat twisting the wrist twice. Twisting clockwise pulling up and twisting counterclockwise going down. This move works best on larger dicks.
"Man I was hit with the best type of blow job , it was a vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 It was toe curling!"

Gawk gawk 3000 

Man last night a girl gave me gawk gawk 3000 and my soul left my body.
Gawk gawk 3000 by Cheeks destroyer September 1, 2020

gawk of tourists 

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'
Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.
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