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Guttlepuss 

To eat pussy loudly or noisily
My apprentice was chewing his gum like a guttlepuss.
Guttlepuss by 05Sparky January 12, 2017
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Gattle • gattler • gatter • Gatted • Gettle • Gatley • gattered • gyattler • GatLek • Gittle
Someone whom isn't tech savvy
Oh don't be a gastle
Gastle by Saladbowls November 23, 2020
A historic weapon that was mounted upon ships in the mid 18th century. Used commonly by pirates and even the British Navy at one point, in an effort to counter the pirates advanced weaponry. The "Gatter" is a canon designed to shoot wooden-barrels that would shatter upon contact, sending wood shrapnel speeding in all directions. The barrels were filled with turtles. The purpose of the turtles was to make the ground on the ships near impossible to walk on, however, the turtles shot everywhere much like the wood shards did.
First Mate: "Black Beard sir, they're everywhere!"
Black Beard: "Aye, LOAD THA GATTER YE SCALLYWAGS!"
gatter by Captain Science July 9, 2012

Gatty/Gatté

Gatty or Gatté comes from the verb 'to catch gat'. It derives from tha ancient proverb of Mattgatty Turner. Gatty or Gatté covers a whole range of words including, fanny, minge, flesh mesh, bearded oyster, yawning donkey, stench trench, spam purse, wizards sleeve and so on.

Many locals from the Southwest region regularly go 'gatty hunting' where they search out all forms of gatty big or small and pursue the gatty until the deal is done.
'I saw some great Gatty/Gatté last night' = I saw some fit girls last night that I would like to be in.

'The Gatty/Gatté hunt is on for Saturday night, bring your wellies or waders, we could be going in deep!' = We are on the hunt for ladies on saturday, bring your fucking A game!
Gatty/Gatté by Gatty Bandito August 4, 2010

gittleshit 

the act of bloating yourself in front of a group of people to impress them. This can also be done through mass text messages, or online communications like facebook messages/theads/comments. And random acts of stupidity that only the person finds funny.
jared just gittleshitted the random girls he saw standing in the line for the club by asking them to suck his dick in the "VIP" where he will buy a bottle of smirfnoff for 300 dollars with 3 100 dollar bills and a remark of "do you think these will cover it". naturally, the girls declined his invitation.
gittleshit by Harvey W. August 4, 2009
One who comes through in the clutch, most often with the ladies, not only hooking himself up, but his friends as well. A true team player.
Paul acted like a true Gattie last Friday night; not only did he hook up with Liz, but he sent her to my room after.
Gattie by Ryan Taylor May 28, 2006
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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