Garfsnort

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Garfsnort is the word to describe the sound you make when you laugh hard and snort when you need to take in more oxygen.

It is a term that has evolved from the terms gawfaw and snort. Gawfaw also being from Dr Bombay of Bewitched when he used to laugh heartily with his "bahahahahaha" and it was known as a gawfaw.

Gawfaw snort can be abbreviated to garfsnort and appears in most instances anywhere with a hashtag in front of it. #garfsnort

It is a more effective term of hilarity than lol or lmao and shorter to type than bahahahahahahahahaha.

This is the reason why aliens continue to fly past earth on a daily basis....#garfsnort.

He garfsnorted all over the place when his colleague suggested that America would remain a world leader with Donald Trump as President.

Garfsnort by MandaPandy September 24, 2016

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garfshots

Popularized by twitter user enzoriverss, garfshots is an awful extension of the backshots joke where you would add a noun to the -shots suffix. Garfshots is essentially giving backshots to garfield.

Person 1: Have you seen Garfshots?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Here I'll send it to you.
Person 2: Dude are you fr?

garfshots by damoney554 September 9, 2020

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Garforth

Garforth is a shit hole. The boss man of Garforth is the one and only big nig. It is well know for big nig going about town doing her shit. In her free time she will find a way to batter the fuck out of you even if your a little tramp. Don’t mess with the big nig or she will FUCKKK YOUUU UPPO FAMMMM, also she’s single so hit her up.

Garforth is such a place to get banged by big nig fam

Garforth by Seshheadsesh2345 November 25, 2019

Garforth Rangers

The greatest football team of all time. A squad of wod class players Except Theo Rivers when he takes corners.

Garforth Rangers are the best football team in division 4.

Garforth Rangers by SQUILLIUM MORMAN February 2, 2022

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Garforth Community College

“The place where the devil teaches his workings”. This is primarily done my brain washed minions, more commonly known as "Teachers". If a person wishes to loose the will to live and be imprisoned for 25 hours of torture...come to Garforth Community College, where we can educate you by some of the most retarded tutors in the world!!!

Oh and don’t forget guys....REVISE, because you don’t wan to crash and burn

Person A - How I wish I could find the gateway to hell...
Person B - Well sure sunny, step right up and go through the new pointless door way...then choose any direction because it all leads the same place!

Emo A - I wish I could die slowly and painfully
Emo B - I've heard good things about Garforth Community College

Garforth Community College by MAC AGENT December 14, 2008

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Garforth Academy

Its a school guess where in Garforth and its not even a real academy its rubbish and it shows off when we dont even have enought board pens! and we all hate it! woop woop...

"Yay im going to garforth academy!"
"haha lol gutted!!

Garforth Academy by a person who goes the that sch January 24, 2011

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GarfNart

Someone who does not know what a GarfNart is.

Falk is one big GarfNart.

GarfNart by Lars April 18, 2005

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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