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Garfsnort

Garfsnort is the word to describe the sound you make when you laugh hard and snort when you need to take in more oxygen.

It is a term that has evolved from the terms gawfaw and snort. Gawfaw also being from Dr Bombay of Bewitched when he used to laugh heartily with his "bahahahahaha" and it was known as a gawfaw.

Gawfaw snort can be abbreviated to garfsnort and appears in most instances anywhere with a hashtag in front of it. #garfsnort

It is a more effective term of hilarity than lol or lmao and shorter to type than bahahahahahahahahaha.
This is the reason why aliens continue to fly past earth on a daily basis....#garfsnort.

He garfsnorted all over the place when his colleague suggested that America would remain a world leader with Donald Trump as President.
by MandaPandy September 24, 2016
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garfshots

Popularized by twitter user enzoriverss, garfshots is an awful extension of the backshots joke where you would add a noun to the -shots suffix. Garfshots is essentially giving backshots to garfield.
Person 1: Have you seen Garfshots?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Here I'll send it to you.
Person 2: Dude are you fr?
by damoney554 September 9, 2020
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Garforth

Garforth is a shit hole. The boss man of Garforth is the one and only big nig. It is well know for big nig going about town doing her shit. In her free time she will find a way to batter the fuck out of you even if your a little tramp. Don’t mess with the big nig or she will FUCKKK YOUUU UPPO FAMMMM, also she’s single so hit her up.
Garforth is such a place to get banged by big nig fam
by Seshheadsesh2345 November 25, 2019
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Garforth Rangers

The greatest football team of all time. A squad of wod class players Except Theo Rivers when he takes corners.
Garforth Rangers are the best football team in division 4.
by SQUILLIUM MORMAN February 2, 2022
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Garforth Community College

“The place where the devil teaches his workings”. This is primarily done my brain washed minions, more commonly known as "Teachers". If a person wishes to loose the will to live and be imprisoned for 25 hours of torture...come to Garforth Community College, where we can educate you by some of the most retarded tutors in the world!!!

Oh and don’t forget guys....REVISE, because you don’t wan to crash and burn
Person A - How I wish I could find the gateway to hell...
Person B - Well sure sunny, step right up and go through the new pointless door way...then choose any direction because it all leads the same place!

Emo A - I wish I could die slowly and painfully
Emo B - I've heard good things about Garforth Community College
by MAC AGENT December 14, 2008
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Garforth Academy

Its a school guess where in Garforth and its not even a real academy its rubbish and it shows off when we dont even have enought board pens! and we all hate it! woop woop...
"Yay im going to garforth academy!"
"haha lol gutted!!
by a person who goes the that sch January 24, 2011
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GarfNart

Someone who does not know what a GarfNart is.
Falk is one big GarfNart.
by Lars April 18, 2005
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