the magical place where corvette owners go when they think they can beat my shitbox hatchback with 250k on the odometer on an empty stretch of highway
dude 1: some old white dude paralleled me on the highway, and looked me dead in the eyes
dude 2: what did you do?
dude 1: let’s just say he’s spending some time in the Gapple Orchard right now
by ed-G April 29, 2019
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