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One who is all knowing about weed and different methods of toking. Every stoner has a friend who is a Ganjaseur.
Dave: Hey man, do you know what kind of bud this is? Or the best way to toke?
Mike: Naw, not by eyeing it, but my friend Alex is a Ganjaseur, he'll know for sure.
Ganjaseur by Logarhythm June 8, 2009
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Ganjametry 

The study involving ganja and other ganja related products through the process of experimentation {gettin stoned, mixing ganja with other products} and observation.
Lets do ganjametry {experiment} and try to make the ganja flavoured (ie: soak the ganja in apple juice).
Ganjametry by masternumber01 October 14, 2009

Ganjaneering 

n.
1) the art of using ingenuity and available materials/tools to create a device for smoking marijuana; the ability to Macgyver a pipe or bong
2) creating an especially complex or grand device for smoking, often cleverly using science to enhance or change the smoking experience in some way (ex: making the first vaporizer)
In college, I majored in ganjaneering.
Ganjaneering by madaboutsyphilis August 19, 2008

ganjasexual 

A person who is sexually and/ or romantically attracted to potheads. One need not use cannabis to be ganjasexual.
Steven: I wanted to ask Joan on a date.
Meghan: But Joan isn't ganjasexual.
Steven: Do you have any single female stoner friends?

Meghan: My friend Emily doesn't smoke pot, but I assure you she is ganjasexual.
ganjasexual by nacroL June 9, 2016

Ganjaneer 

v.
1) to use available materials/tools and one's ingenuity to create a device for smoking marijuana; to Macgyver a pipe or bong
2) to create an especially complex or grand device for smoking, often using science to enhance or change the smoking experience in some way (ex: making the first vaporizer)

n.
one who has mastered the technique of Ganjaneering
"Man...I'm so pissed that I forgot my piece. Luckily, I was able to ganjaneer a pipe out of a carrot, some toothpicks, and a knife."
Ganjaneer by madaboutsyphilis August 20, 2008

gankasaurus 

A kleptomaniac who steels often. This person maliciously ganks for pure satisfaction in the loss of others.
Winona Ryder is a gankasaurus.
That gankasaurus just stole my killtacular.
gankasaurus by Wags82 October 21, 2008

gangasaurus 

A term created by no one other than Kai cenat (famous YouTuber, twitch streamer, influencer). It is another word for Gangy, Gangalanche, and Gangatron. You can use this term to call your friends and people that’s close to you,
Yoo "gangasaurus" what you doing today?Wanna go watch Kai’s stream!
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