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Ganjanite 

A person who smokes a lot of weed, never did or used to.

Can be used as a greeting in some contexts.
"Our friend Timmy doesn't smoke tree but he is a honorary Ganjanite because we are always chilling around him and smoking."

Group of stoners*

"Fellow ganjanite! art thou ready to pack the bowl? 'cuhh"

"My brother and his friends are all some ganjanites 'cuhh."
Ganjanite by oNaturalMystic June 4, 2014
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Ganjaneering 

n.
1) the art of using ingenuity and available materials/tools to create a device for smoking marijuana; the ability to Macgyver a pipe or bong
2) creating an especially complex or grand device for smoking, often cleverly using science to enhance or change the smoking experience in some way (ex: making the first vaporizer)
In college, I majored in ganjaneering.
Ganjaneering by madaboutsyphilis August 19, 2008

Ganjaneer 

v.
1) to use available materials/tools and one's ingenuity to create a device for smoking marijuana; to Macgyver a pipe or bong
2) to create an especially complex or grand device for smoking, often using science to enhance or change the smoking experience in some way (ex: making the first vaporizer)

n.
one who has mastered the technique of Ganjaneering
"Man...I'm so pissed that I forgot my piece. Luckily, I was able to ganjaneer a pipe out of a carrot, some toothpicks, and a knife."
Ganjaneer by madaboutsyphilis August 20, 2008

Ganjaluted 

Marijuana induced complex, intricate, or complicated statement, argument, or idea.
That argument was so ganjaluted!!
Ganjaluted by Deveraux Sinclaire February 11, 2010
Person 1: *pukes after bong rip*
Person 2: dude you tottally just killed my ganjatite
Ganjatite by greengoblin09 January 19, 2017

ganjaditis 

An illness you get after smoking too much ganja. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; green tinted face, vomiting, nausea, and sleepiness.
Bobby took three hits from the bong and instantly came down with a bad case of ganjaditis.
ganjaditis by rockstarrr83 April 9, 2010

Ganjavitis 

When you smoke weed and you forget to brush your teeth, the nasty smell that your mouth has.
Dude, you got some serious Ganjavitis yo!
Ganjavitis by W-yo! August 16, 2010