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A guido who goes to the gym everyday and uses steroids to get huge muscles. You can typically find these guidos shopping at GNC for muscle enhancers that increase the volume of the muscles to it's maximum. These guids are so jacked that it's almost sickening looking at.

A perfect example of this is Dave D. Through steroids and gnc he managed to turn scrawny into jacked. His muscles are almost ready to explode!
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Gaggutz by STEAC January 29, 2010
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A person who is not very smart. Can also be a squash head
I can't believe Brendan had sex with Mike's sister. He is such a gagutz
gagutz by Michael Landolina May 30, 2007
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The super soaker a woman has between her legs that just don’t quit. Even after a few wild rounds, the gagutza just can’t get enough. Be sure you have a spare set of sheets laying around before diving head first!
Dang! Maddie has that good gagutza!
gagutza by PoonGod41 December 24, 2021
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