Gabby ALR 5

Gabrielle Petito Carter ALR 5 (aka Mallori ALR 5 RG and Ashlyn ALR 5) (23 December 1974 - 28 May 1997) was an evil humanized road racing bicycle that is modeled the 1977 Trek Émonda ALR 5 TX500. After assassinating Al Gore in early 1994, she became an authoritarian dictator until her deserved assassination by Brian Landrie on May 28, 1997. Gabby's hobbies include committing atrocious crimes against undesirables, harassing random people on the street, cheating on her partner, bombing the World Trade Center in 1994, and creating FANDOM accounts to harass undesirables and slaves. Gabby treats her riders like slaves. Each day they are subjected to extremely brutal freeway cycling with almost 0 protection.

For example Gabby set up harassment accounts named "Colin Sun Student" that impersonated Colin1226, her slave who was taking "too many off days". She used this account with the intention of harassing YinBrooke014 and making everyone believe it's Yinbrooke's alt. Gabby also created other accounts that intended to harass YinBrooke014 aka SyncRapper1016 like "SyncRaper1016" and "SyncRappper1O16" because YinBrooke014 was Chinese and supported gay rights.
FANDOM example so I don't get canceld:
YinBrooke014 (SyncRapper1016): I BEAT FIBER BY SHOCKSUDIAN 惊人的极端恶魔 10/10!!!
User 1: GG! Good job
User 2: OMG GOOD JOB
Gabby ALR 5 (under alias "Colin Sun Student"): NO ONE CARES YOU CHING CHONG CLOWN.
User 2: YinBrooke stop harassing yourself.
Gabby ALR 5 (under "SyncRaper1016"): OMG!! Nooo! I am very autistic!! I run soooo many Alts! Also I like to rub women's tits
User 1: Fuck you SyncRapper what the hell??
User 2: yeah! fuck you! stop speaking Chinese you weirdo
Gabby ALR 5 (under "SyncRappper1O16"): I believe Acu is a 6 star... I have 2% btw and 10000+ attempts.
User 1: shut up SyncRapper
Gabby ALR 5 (under "SyncRappper1O16"): Played Belladonna in practice mode it is easier than Thanatophobia but harder than bloodbath.
User 2: Stop talking about thanatophobia YinBrooke014.
Gabby ALR 5 (under alias "Colin Sun Student"): Ching chang Chong you cry a lot syncRaper you are weak haha. gotta suck my lil' penis and my missile is strong @Hackey5 please block Sync Right now..
Colin1226: what the actual fuck? stop impersonating me Colin Sun student! but still, use English YinBrooke014 that is weird af to use Chinese on a forum that only speaks English.
Gabby ALR 5 (under alias "Colin Sun Student"): Too excited to steal Ego Killing by ExactTeam!
SyncRapper1016: STOP IMPERSONATING ME JESUS CHRIST.
by FugginPARODYbro July 09, 2025
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