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A condition that cause a republicunt to
appear perpetually on the rag. Symptoms
include insipid, hateful outbursts and an
uncontrollable need to suck Sean Hannity's
dick. The only known cure is 10 grams of
demerol and a quart of expensive single
malt scotch every two hours until all
symptoms disappear completely.
Ann Coulter's GOPMS is even worse than
Laura Ingram's.

Again, unlimited usage is permitted and
encouraged, but it's mine and in no way
is it property of Urban Dictionary.
GOPMS by Glen Watkins February 24, 2004
Words you can keep
Pronounced: "Gum-show"

Gomsho is the farsi expression for "get lost" in English. Gomsho is mainly used in a situation where a sensitive, easily-triggered Persian parent takes offense at or disapproves of his or her child's actions or inactions.
1. Gomsho bebinam!

English translation: Let me see you get lost!

2. Boro gomsho pedarsag!

English translation: Go get lost you father-dog!

3. Gomsho toole-sag!

English translation: Get lost you stool of dog!

4. Gomsho bache divoone!

English translation: Get lost you crazy child!

5. Boro gomsho bache bitarbiat!

English translation: Go get lost you ill-mannered child!

6. Boro gomsho otaghet!

English translation: Go get lost in your room!

7. Mageh man nagoftam gomsho az inja?!

English translation: Didn't I already tell you to piss off from here?! Get lost!

8. Gomshoooooo!!!
English translation: Skedaddle!
Gomsho by KimberlyDee June 19, 2020
Related Words
Something preferably yelled across a hallway, another word to describe a legend
“GOPSTERRRSSSSS” -CJ
Gopster by TheRealGopsters November 5, 2019
Used in any form of context with close friends to replace a word that you can't come up with/don't care to say out loud (too lazy to say).

Second Definition: Used in a contextual manner to talk about general ideas.
"Do you know where the goomst is tonight?"

"Can you goomst tonight?"

"You should probably start working on your goomst now"
Goomst by Goppo May 14, 2021
The act of being mugged by a Gopnik or any actions (usually criminal in nature) performed by Gopniks.
Vlad, don't go to the pier at night, you will walk into a gopstop
gopstop by Krugliy June 12, 2018
Gopesh is a helpful go getter who is always sincere and determined to achieve the best in life and his character. He is friendly and jokes a lot
There’s Gopesh the go getter! Go Gopesh!
gopesh by Gopesh April 21, 2019
i was tripping cause i took some gooms.
gooms by gwenstefaniissex July 19, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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