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Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.
“I’m pretty glonky.”
Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021
Related Words
GLONL • glonk • glonky • Glong • glonous • Glonking • gLOL • Glone • Glonked • globlet
This is a term first used by Nick from Nick's strength and power in late 2020. This refers to the lighting which is used by bodybuilders and gym goers when they take selfies and trying to show off their physics. This lighting along with the camera angle often make people look more muscular and shredded and it is not a real reflection of what their body looks in real life.
He is looking shredded under the goonlight
goonlight by Freddie Sz November 22, 2020
Word of the Day on June 12, 2025
The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.
"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower
GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023
A word that only a person named Ben would use
Ben: gloflo
Other Ben: sure I’ll go to the park with you

glenlitty 

Glenlitty is the term, to define the act of being intoxicated while drinking Glenlivet and being litty at the same time. Meaning you are probably dressed up and/or at a social setting that is lit that involves the alcohol consumption of Glenlivet.
Bro I was at Grants in West Hartford and I ordered a couple Glenlivets neat. The girls were all on me because I was drinking scotch and looking like a boss, shit was Glenlitty.
glenlitty by Wavey Lake November 23, 2016
Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle
I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠
glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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