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GLONL stands for Grove Life Or No Life... meant to represent “the grove” or pine grove in Brockton Massachusetts... if you grew up in the grove you probably heard the saying GLONL somewhere. a lot of rapper who grew up here say this such as GLONL Siah, GL. Izzy, E.T Elvis, and Trey Thompson
i’m not about to leave my friends GLONL
GLONL by 508Dictionary February 24, 2021
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Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.
“I’m pretty glonky.”
Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021
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GLONL glonk glonky Glong glonous Glonking gLOL Glone Glonked globlet
This is a term first used by Nick from Nick's strength and power in late 2020. This refers to the lighting which is used by bodybuilders and gym goers when they take selfies and trying to show off their physics. This lighting along with the camera angle often make people look more muscular and shredded and it is not a real reflection of what their body looks in real life.
He is looking shredded under the goonlight
goonlight by Freddie Sz November 22, 2020
Word of the Day on June 12, 2025
The act of chugging a full cup of milk upon death in a video game.
"GLONTCH" ~Jabroni Mike after not S-Ranking Pizzascape in Pizza Tower
GLONTCH by Retrovoider March 19, 2023
A word that only a person named Ben would use
Ben: gloflo
Other Ben: sure I’ll go to the park with you

glenlitty 

Glenlitty is the term, to define the act of being intoxicated while drinking Glenlivet and being litty at the same time. Meaning you are probably dressed up and/or at a social setting that is lit that involves the alcohol consumption of Glenlivet.
Bro I was at Grants in West Hartford and I ordered a couple Glenlivets neat. The girls were all on me because I was drinking scotch and looking like a boss, shit was Glenlitty.
glenlitty by Wavey Lake November 23, 2016
Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle
I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠
glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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