Gloky 

An abbreviation for the phrase "Good Lock on Killing Yourself."
Used for efficiency reasons.

You're bad at life. Gloky.

Gloky by CrabCrabCrabCrabCrab August 11, 2008

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

Glowy 

Term used for undercover FBI agents and other obvious government honeypots on 4chan intending to induce people to commit hate crimes and other criminal offenses.

"STFU glowy, you're just trying to stay relevant."

"Don't trust them, they're glowies."

Glowy by Sablereinum October 10, 2019

Glory Firefighter

That guy who becomes a firefighter so he can put pictures of himself on Facebook and brag to his friends about all the babies he's saved even though he's the new probie who's only been on for a month and has no idea what he's getting in to.

This person doesn't pull his weight around the station, but why should he since he's a god? Chances are, this person hasn't even been in a real fire before.

Joe is such a glory firefighter, all he does is update his Facebook while he's not paying attention in training meetings about how much he loves being a firefighter.

Joe has been real quiet since we ran that bad car accident last Wednesday. I wonder how much he loves being a hero now that he's seen what we really do here.

Glory Firefighter by Ladder16 November 27, 2011

Glokk40spaz 

that Glokk40spaz is a SoundCloud rapper who don’t miss not even once bro

friend: you wanna hear that new Glokk40spaz

Jay: yeah, that nigga firee

Glokk40spaz by kankantheprofesser September 7, 2021

gloryhole 

A gloryhole is a hole made in a thin wall or other type of partition where a man can insert their penis for sexual stimulation by an anonymous person on the other side. They can be found in bathrooms in the stall wall, in private rooms found in adult bookstores, and in dark rooms and labyrinths in bathhouses. Open rooms in bathhouses with many gloryholes are called a sucktorium and often have a raised level on one side of the holes to allow everyone to stand.

Oral sex and hand jobs are the most common types of gloryhole sex, though anal sex is also common. Some bathroom stalls and adult bookstore booths, where three stalls or rooms are in a row, have two gloryholes on opposite sides of the center location to allow the person in the middle to alternate sucking the two men, or to suck one while positioning themselves to be fucked by the other.

Some gloryholes in public are disguised, covered with a loose fitting toilet paper holder or plate. Some in-wall toilet paper holders can be opened to allow a discreet hole between the two sides. Other public gloryholes are more obvious and are frequently covered or blocked by people that don't approve. As gloryhole locations can be hidden, often change, and may be located in more remote locations, its best to consult a gloryhole database website like holehunter.com beforehand to see where the nearest gloryholes are and what type of activity they have.

The public bathroom in the park has an active gloryhole at night if you're looking to get off.

gloryhole by cruisedb April 30, 2020

gloyper 

A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.

Come on! You know... I Gloyper, You Gloyper, He, she, me... Gloyper! Glo Gloyper, Gloypinging... we'll have the Gloyp Burger. Gloyporama... Gloypology, the study of Gloyper? It's first grade, SpongeBob!

gloyper by Gloyper December 3, 2021