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GARAGE GLAMOROUS

Rock Star styled clothes you'll only see on people like Russell Brand and Jack Sparrow. Involves lots of black or just dark colors, ripped jeans or just ripped clothing, and possibly leather, if you wanna go all the way add a little black eyeliner. NOT to be mistaken for gothic, emo or skater clothes. This is the LESS-DEPRESSING and MORE fashionable version of them.
Did you see Russell Brand on the Mtv awards last night?

Yea

Isn't he so Garage Glamorous!
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Garage Glamorous

An outfit that you think looks cool. Only you could wear it and you “think” you can pull it off. However, you still would never wear it outside of your house.
“Hey girl, I love those ripped jeans.”

“Please, these jeans are only garage glamorous.”
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008