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Groon Poon 

That Sarah girl has Groon Poon like none other.
Groon Poon by Ya Boy Slim Thug March 25, 2010
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grooning 

Verb,a colloquial term literally meaning "Group spooning" The act of spooning with 4 or more people (as 2 is spooning, and 3 is throoning).

It is commonly thought that the term is derived from Nordic, to describe the Viking long boaters sleeping arrangements as they huddled for warmth, escaping from reach of the North Sea's clutches of bitter cold at night.

On the contrary, other's believe that "grooning" was first brought to popular attention by Henry VIII, where in his final days he called for all of his past wives to be dug up from their graves or called up to the palace so he could have one last embrace and waller in the success of his marital achievements.
"Hey baby, how about you, me, your friend, your sister, your mother and my uncle here go back to mine, i've got an urge for some serious grooning"
grooning by The Throonmeister December 29, 2009

groony dringa 

A goofy lookin fool, also known as a groony dringa. Variation of goon and dingus.
You’re a groony dringa. Stop acting like a groony dringa.
groony dringa by Turbo_zoom September 27, 2019
"You're such a Groont" said the zoo-ologist
Groont by Moop_xx July 24, 2009
An attempt to be more controlled than a crazier friend, known for wild antics and stories.

Opposite of Dooner
'Man, that guy is a Grooner'

'Why are you trying to Grooner the situation?'
grooner by Rob Dunn April 22, 2008
repeatedly ridiculous or stupid.making the same mistake more than 3 times.
that teacher is so groonie, he mispronounced my name every single time!
groonie by carlwillruletheworld August 14, 2009