Fybernetics

The science of networked digital roughage. Fyberneticians understand the connections between a sufficient daily intake of indigestible and time-wasting digital fyber that must be added daily to a person's time online. If there is insufficient fyber intake everyday, then people using networked digital technologies might have a tendency to go outside and breathe too much fresh air, and get exercise. Fybernetics was developed by Norbert Weiner, great uncle of New York's Anthony Weiner, the notorious cocktwitterer.

"This website is intelligent, full of good ideas, Kardashian-free, and has a clean, minimalist design. It obviously could benefit from some fybernetics."

by Stultifera Navis May 24, 2013

sirius cybernetics

a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came. their product's superficial flaws hid their fundimental design flaws. makers of almost every electronic device in the galaxy.

future encyclopidia glactica

by annon. January 19, 2004

sirius cybernetics corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

"Hey Bob, gimme some ammo, here come some of those guys from Sirius Cybernetics Corporation!"

by IT WAS VASI November 19, 2007

sirius cybernetics

a bunch of mindless jerks who will be
the first against the wall when the
revolution comes.

see Microsoft, SCO, and other similar
corporations.

by Miss Lulu October 13, 2003

The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."

The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

by The BR September 27, 2006

serius cybernetics corporation

a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came

The Serius Cybernetics Corporation decided to make robots with Genuine People Personalities.

by treeflamingo May 16, 2004

CyberneTics

Web infesting Wildlife creatures Grumous Vacuumus Acarina or Bloody Sucky ParaSites. Wildlife inlcudes Horses, Phish, Bugs, Worms and Virusees. The term is often used to include the related non-Clingon genus Avarice Probiscus or Greedy Nosy type (Spam/Scam/Spoof/Spy)

High SPF*Ware helps protect against CyberNeTics.
*(secure/private/fortified).

Surf the web unprotected and you'll end up with a CyberNeTic infestation like the Trouble with Tribbles.

by BerlyMo March 27, 2012