Future Poo
A plop which the anus seals of sweetly after it leaves the bottom and there is no residue is a ‘future poo’, because in the future all poo’s will be that convenient!!
Future Poo by K-One2007 December 1, 2007
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future poop
(n) - food or drink that will inevitably cause the consumer to spend time on the toilet. While this term can technically be applied to any food or drink, it is best used to describe substances that will cause green apple splatters, montezuma's revenge, hershey squirts, or any similar form of the runs.
This Denny's Grand Slam is a some serious future poop. I'm probably gonna spend the next 35 minutes on the toilet.
future poop by thejewbear August 1, 2010
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Future Poop by BirdWop August 25, 2014
Future Pooping
When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.
Future Pooping by PIG January 3, 2013
futurepop
Futurepop is a recently-emerging musical genre growing primarily out of synthpop and EBM. It is characterized by uplifting grandiose synthesizer melodies reminiscent of trance, but almost always has vocals. The genre has few cultural connections to trance, however -- its historical roots can be traced mainly to EBM and the related "dark electronics" culture (darkwave; electro-goth), and the lyrics and melodies often retain a darker undertone.
futurepop by angrysuqirrel May 16, 2004
Futurepoop
Futurepoop by slacketstew October 18, 2019
futureproof
futureproof by Ro Jones November 15, 2006
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