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Futli is the maddest lad. A legend. He is brutally honest and just doesn't care. But he is also a fucking genius.
Person: fuck you
Futli: ok
Person: yeah, thats right
*10 minutes later Futli has probably ruined his day somehow without consequences *
Futli by Futli October 15, 2020
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Bye Fuglicia 

Like Bye Felicia but extra nasty and implies that the person you're dismissing is ugly.
After Matt's girlfriend had cheated on him he dumped her and said 'Bye Fuglicia!'
Bye Fuglicia by 1dead March 15, 2019
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"What is the tinct of your own guild?"

"Fuligin," I told him.
Fuligin by TremorChrist April 23, 2006

Fütiebäg 

A sport used in west Germany, founded and patented by, Thong Von Strapp, in 1936. This sport consists of a corn bag, or Strüdenhiesler, a can, or Auschwitzlïeser, and of course the foot or, Fubfetisch.
Yo, Adolf !after we finish this hilarious holocaust film let us play some 'Fütiebäg'! Nein? or Ja?
Fütiebäg by Pubeypie August 24, 2021
Fugly and beautiful at the same time.
One minute she’s fugly, next minute she’s beautiful. She’s fugliful
Fugliful by User#13:) April 28, 2020
FetLife is a social networking website that serves to people who are interested in BDSM, Fetishism and Kink. It's very similar to Facebook and MySpace but it's mostly run by kinksters instead.

FetLife was launched in early 2008 by this guy name John Baku, who was pretty much frustrated by his attempts to find women who had the same fetishes as he did, SO he created a dating website called 'peoplewithfetishes' which eventually became an online community, known as Fetlife.

This is a members only site, so you have to sign up. (it's free though) and basically once a member you could create a personal profile and list which fetishes you're into and curious about. You can also upload/view pictures and videos, including explicit ones that are often rejected by other sites. And you can write journal entries called Writings, and send and receive private messages called Conversations with other members.

There's also groups where people form events, conventions, parties, workshops; all in which people RSVP to attend and meet other members. It's pretty interesting and really cool. I personally have an account just cause I'm naturally drawn to that subculture though not enough to make me want to participate in it.
=Online Chat=

lonelymasochist: Hey, I just posted up a new picture on FetLife from last week's party.

nastydominatrax: Cool, which one? The one of all of us, dressed in leather while were humping the statue?

lonelymasochist: Lol, no but I should post that one up on FetLife now that you remind me. But I'm talking about the one where I'm rimming your butt while the dark master is spanking you.

nastydominatrax: Ohhh! Yeah. I'm gonna check it out right now.
FetLife by spunkychick October 27, 2010

futility 

Performing an action that has no results.
Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.
futility by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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