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The main website related to ultimate team from the FIFA video games (FUT). Famous for its comment section on players used to discuss everything remotely related to football. The ultimate aim is to obtain as much karma (~upvotes) as possible by talking about things unrelated to football.
Frequent expressions:
gr8 banter m8
karmawhore

pacewhore
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Nerd 1: What were you doing last night?
Nerd 2: Went karmawhoring on Futhead
futhead by EggFriedReus May 3, 2015
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A male or female who is fitness enthusiast and encourages other people to become fit without being a snoot about it.
Kelly is a total fithead and loves to go to gym everyday.
fithead by NiceWorld May 12, 2016
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A person whose head is long and thin; one with a propensity for the ludicrous.
"Settle down there, Funhead."
funhead by Charlie Davie June 25, 2004

California Fathead Parrot 

A complete moron in the coin chat of a certain web-based auction site.
the california fathead parrot does not actually understand what it says, nor does it have any true intelligence... just like its more famous relative, the african grey.

The California Fathead Parrot is a fucking shithead!

fatheaddy 

a mix of father and daddy
i love you fatheaddy
fatheaddy by ExpierdMilk March 17, 2022
Someone who thinks very highly of themselves, usually pertaining to a selfish attitude as well.
Koreans are all fatheads.

*jk I'm half Korean
fathead by Jay Bolen January 9, 2008

fatheads 

Slang for Nike Air Force One.
Timboes and a clean pair of fatheads(Air Force Ones) and I’m good.
fatheads by Layan December 4, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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