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A generic iPod listening, thick black frame glasses wearing, sit in the park and read the newspaper, pale white male, with an extreme shade/case of red hair resembling a bad rash.
Hey Joe, what is Scoot doing over there with that man with the bleeding head rash? Should we call 911? No no no Anthony, that's just a Futash.
Futash by $5Woodchuck February 16, 2010
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I LIKE FUTAS 

Well I just wanted a mug to come out to my mom
I LIKE FUTAS and I cannot lie
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Futashy is Fluttershy from the children's show My Little Pony, but as a futanari(appears female, but has male genitalia). She is usually portrayed with a light green jacket that has a heart in the middle, or as a more canine looking pony, with a green or red collar with the in initials "FS".
I was looking at photos of Fluttershy, and ran into one of Futashy.
Futashy by Futashy August 8, 2014

futaphobia

The persistent fear of people who appear to be female, but for some reason have male genitalia. Used widely in hentai, roleplaying and elsewhere
"When I was roleplaying on WoW last night I met this hot Draenei, then she pulled out her giant futanari cock! I just developed futaphobia :("
futaphobia by Morot May 9, 2015
you are ugly

fulashe me
fulashe by boi wonder June 28, 2010

Futaphilia 

The term Futaphilia is a word to refer to an individual expresses strong sexual interest in Futanari.
My friend is a Futaphilia
Futaphilia by Chrissylized November 20, 2016
its a small candy in japan which is very cheap, its basically baked gluten with lots and lots of sugar
Dude1 "hey jim how is the fugashi you bought"
Dude 2"its quite sugoi and omaaii"
Dude 1"shut up you weeb"
fugashi by Digga123 March 28, 2015
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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