Funk and Wagnall 

A dictionary.

Person A: What does that mean?

Person B: I don't know go look it up in your funk and wagnall.

Funk and Wagnall by quesodip123 November 27, 2009

Funk and Wagnalls 

A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.

Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"

Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"

Funk and Wagnalls by mockyeah October 28, 2009