Full ghost

The result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement with no fecal matter left on the toilet paper, a ghost wipe. Additionally there is no feces in the porcelain white bottom of the toilet. The feces has surpassed the water lock leaving absolutly nothing behind. Except you wondering if you ever moved your bowels at all. A phenomenon when occurring often results in celebration among friends and relatives.

Honey how long where I in there? I could have sworn I took a dump.

About ten minutes.

Then pop the champagne I just did a full ghost!

by phlopy disk December 21, 2013