Fudgecunt 

1.A man who considers his anus a vagina
2.An anus which has been used as or objectified as a vaginal cavity.

1."Man, what a total fudgecunt that guy was."
2."Jeesus my fudgecunt is leaking blood and pus again. It looks like a beef & cheddar sandwich that got left out in the rain"

Fudgecunt by Billy Blackgoat February 6, 2007

fudgenuts

something you say when something goes wrong

Bob:Holy fudgenuts, I forgot my weed at home..

fudgenuts by BLAH October 1, 2003

fudgenutter 

A classy name given to someone who is (or is being) a complete idiot.

Fred's just a fudgenutter. Ignore him and hopefully he'll go away.

fudgenutter by Stuart October 13, 2003

Fudcunt 

A person who is so much of a fud he also has to be called a cunt. Fudcunt.

See that David. He's a fudcunt!

Fudcunt by Weegio January 12, 2011

lapse in fudgement 

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops

Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement

lapse in fudgement by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008

fudgenutter 

Instead of saying "fucker" saying "fudgenutter"

Joe: Jeez, That girl over there is such a preppy fudgenutter.
Jack: I know what you mean.

fudgenutter by leann/grace April 22, 2008

fudgenuts

a replacement for the word "fuck", when using it as an interjection. This word cannot be used when saying something like, "fuck this."

Girl: Fudgenuts! I just cut my finger!
Girl's Friend: Wow, that sucks.

fudgenuts by Mrs. CDI October 21, 2011