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Fuckpunt 

A) when you have sex with a girl and immediately kick her out of your house and then kick her out (literally).
B) the act of using your pelvis to create enough room between you and a subject to forcefully kick them away from you.
A) She was fun in bed but I didn't want her sticking around so I had to giv her the old fuckpunt.
B) I was trying to get a box of fruit loops off the shelf but the old lady wouldn't get out of the way so I got behind her and gave her a good fuckpunt.
Fuckpunt by 1Cslacker April 29, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
when you wanna call someone a fucking cunt, but dont have time.

short form of someone who really pisses you off, for an number of reasons.
You are such a fuckunt Martha.

Dude, Charly, your MOMS a fuckunt....
fuckunt by Anonymous February 4, 2003

fuckcunt 

a bitch that is unwanted but still tries to hard anyways ruining all the lives of everyone around her.
Camilla Belle is a Fuckcunt
fuckcunt by bits and pieces June 2, 2010

Fuckuntail 

A word used when you're expression anger towards something or someone who's being a douche. It's also a great way to win at scrabble.
1. You crazy kids get off my lawn. You lousy bunch of FUCKUNTAILS!

2. *puts on Napoleon Dynimite face* GAWD! Why're you such a fuckuntail?!

3.. Yes! 68 points! f-u-c-k-u-n-t-a-i-l!!! :D
Fuckuntail by MauveScarlett July 1, 2009

Fuckcunter

Someone who continues to lower your expectations, even when you think they couldn't get lower
"He dropped the ball again on this- such a fuckcunter"
Fuckcunter by Feebeefee October 29, 2020

Fuckcunt 

1. (noun) A vagina that is often involved in sexual acts.
2. (noun) A person or thing that is being less than agreeable
1. That chick has a fuckcunt man, you'll get herpes if you sleep with her.
2. This toaster is a FUCKCUNT!
Fuckcunt by FUCKCUNTHATWEARINGDICKSHIT September 25, 2008

fuckpanty 

silky woman's panty used for male masturbation
I'm goin to get me a fuckpanty from the hamper.
fuckpanty by rrabit November 14, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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