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Fuckpunt 

A) when you have sex with a girl and immediately kick her out of your house and then kick her out (literally).
B) the act of using your pelvis to create enough room between you and a subject to forcefully kick them away from you.
A) She was fun in bed but I didn't want her sticking around so I had to giv her the old fuckpunt.
B) I was trying to get a box of fruit loops off the shelf but the old lady wouldn't get out of the way so I got behind her and gave her a good fuckpunt.
Fuckpunt by 1Cslacker April 29, 2016
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when you wanna call someone a fucking cunt, but dont have time.

short form of someone who really pisses you off, for an number of reasons.
You are such a fuckunt Martha.

Dude, Charly, your MOMS a fuckunt....
fuckunt by Anonymous February 4, 2003

fuckcunt 

a bitch that is unwanted but still tries to hard anyways ruining all the lives of everyone around her.
Camilla Belle is a Fuckcunt
fuckcunt by bits and pieces June 2, 2010

Fuckuntail 

A word used when you're expression anger towards something or someone who's being a douche. It's also a great way to win at scrabble.
1. You crazy kids get off my lawn. You lousy bunch of FUCKUNTAILS!

2. *puts on Napoleon Dynimite face* GAWD! Why're you such a fuckuntail?!

3.. Yes! 68 points! f-u-c-k-u-n-t-a-i-l!!! :D
Fuckuntail by MauveScarlett July 1, 2009

Fuckcunter

Someone who continues to lower your expectations, even when you think they couldn't get lower
"He dropped the ball again on this- such a fuckcunter"
Fuckcunter by Feebeefee October 29, 2020

Fuckcunt 

1. (noun) A vagina that is often involved in sexual acts.
2. (noun) A person or thing that is being less than agreeable
1. That chick has a fuckcunt man, you'll get herpes if you sleep with her.
2. This toaster is a FUCKCUNT!
Fuckcunt by FUCKCUNTHATWEARINGDICKSHIT September 25, 2008

fuckpanty 

silky woman's panty used for male masturbation
I'm goin to get me a fuckpanty from the hamper.
fuckpanty by rrabit November 14, 2005
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