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Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! 

when something goes wrong or you're really annoyed about something you normally say fuck - but this is the next level when something is really bad or a situation is not going as planned and saying fuck just won't cut it
this is the 4th time I've tried to print out something on the damn printer *gives printer a whack* - come on, where's my document??..... oh Fuckery Fuck Fuck Fucking Fucks! you useless printing machine!!!!!
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Fucking Fuckery Fuck Fuck 

A word to use when you're so pissed at something, it shall be only used in extremely dire situations of anger and rage.
(Your inner gamer rage has activated!)

You: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKING FUCKERY FUCK FUCK RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING SHIT!!

fuck-fucketty-fuck-fucking-fuckery 

An angrier way of saying "fuck"

Usually used in a sentence with more cuss words 🙂
What the fuck-fucketty-fuck-fucking-fuckery in hell is this shit??

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

fucking fucker fuck 

Not to be confused with fucking fucker, although it means basically the same thing. The extra 'fuck' is thrown in for good measure. Usually preceded by 'fuck you'.
Mike: Hey man, I just banged your mom, stole all your possessions and burned down your house.

Jim: Fuck you, you fucking fucker fuck!
fucking fucker fuck by Nitemarish September 2, 2009

Holy fucking fucker fuck 

An expresion used to show extreme levels of anger, stress, or disgust. First used and popularized by Markiplier.
1."Holy fucking fucker fuck! That is the most disgusting thing I've ever SEEN!"
2."OH MY GOD! Holy fucking fucker fuck!I am out good golly! Ugh. That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in a game!"
Holy fucking fucker fuck by Keifers December 7, 2014

The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it 

when your so pissed off at something you just gotta say it
q:a broken car
a:The fucking fucker fucking fucked fuck it
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