Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

Fuck off Friday by JRich2009! April 21, 2023

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Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

Fuck off Friday by JRich2009! April 21, 2023

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Fuck Off Friday

The official day of the week to tell something or someone you don't like to politely fuck off.

Hey everyone, it's Fuck Off Friday! Hey Rebecca Black: FUCK OFF! :)

Fuck Off Friday by ViperStrike27 November 14, 2013

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Friday fuck off mail

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

Friday fuck off mail by workaholic March 23, 2012

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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