Fuck Hydrant

1.A deraugatory term geared towards men exclaming that they have a premature ejaculation problem.
2. Someone who particularly likes consensual defication on their own bodies.

1. Go shit yourself, fuck hydrant!
2. Daaayyy-mmmmn! That girl is seriously some kinda fuck hydrant.

by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Get Hydrated as fuck

The statement saying you want to get really drunk.

i hope friday i get hydrated as fuck
Dude.. lets get hydrated as fuck

by Paul K December 13, 2008