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A person with a small penis and/or wang. Preferably caused by being Asian or half Asian.
Bob: Matt DOO-URR is such a FuNx.

Lemon: What?

Bob: He has a small Asian wang.

Lemon: Oh.

FuNx: no guiz it not dat bad i meen 2.5 inchez wen i has a bonur is enuf 2 meak teh ladeez happeh!

Lemon: No.
FuNx by DudeCheeseMan February 21, 2010
Funxn is just a shorter way to write the word Function
a hood ass party
Homie 1 :"ay bruh les hit up tha funxn"
Homie 2: 'aight fosho daw but lets finish this blunt up real quick'
Homie 1: "fosho"
Funxn by T-Dawg Da RawDawg October 2, 2012
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Funxhausted

The end result of an activity that is simultaneously great fun and completely exhausting.
After our day of kayaking and bike riding as a family, we were funxhausted!
Funxhausted by TJ_Mich August 2, 2023

funxtion 

A party or where everones hangin at. Also spelled function.
We bout to hit up dis funxtion. Who down?
funxtion by B-Radizzlefoshizzle January 11, 2010
A amazing YouTube show starring Marisa, Evelyn, and Adree! Who go on wacky adventures together. And no, its not a copy of Eddsworld!
"Have you watched FunX3 yet?" "No, its not out yet. But I'm sure its great!" "I agree!!!"
FunX3 by idk...someone_random?!? September 28, 2021

Funxiety 

Having a bout of anxiety before one knows they are about to have fun.
Husband: "Nina has been so exited about hosting her girls only dinner party Friday night, she has been all over the place with everything lately!"

Friend: "She is having a bad/or good case of funxiety. She'll be right as rain once the girls come over."
Funxiety by badback9 July 17, 2025
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
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