An incredibly idiotic web comic. A coagulation of astoundingly shitty, colorless MS Paint drawings of stick figures, it quickly becomes apparent upon reading that the author is most likely an autistic12-year old. It has mercifully died (hopefully along with the author), most likely because the several people who read it had their feeding tubes pulled.
1. Gary's coma prevented him from looking away from the screen.
2. If you're still drawing like this when you're over 10, it may be time to see a psychiatrist. Seriously people, forget all about Fu Pie.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!