An incredibly idiotic web comic. A coagulation of astoundingly shitty, colorless MS Paint drawings of stick figures, it quickly becomes apparent upon reading that the author is most likely an autistic 12-year old. It has mercifully died (hopefully along with the author), most likely because the several people who read it had their feeding tubes pulled.
1. Gary's coma prevented him from looking away from the screen.
2. If you're still drawing like this when you're over 10, it may be time to see a psychiatrist. Seriously people, forget all about Fu Pie.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"