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Fruttage 

When one homosapian mounts another usually in the missonary position. The act commonly dubbed dry humping works best in a state of arousal and when fully clothed to create friction between the groin and crutch area thus creating the sexual act of 'bumping' n 'grinding'.
A reliable source informs me that it is possible to make a male ejaculate through this sexual act alone.
"I made him cum through fruttage!"
Fruttage by Pro Blow April 11, 2009
Words you can keep

frottage 

frot, tribadism, dry humping, or any other no-penetration body grinding done with or without clothes in public or in private
Oh the delicious frottage! I'm still tender all over.
frottage by annonymous July 10, 2004

frottage cheese 

Unexpected deposit occasionally resulting for the male from frottage
Cecil was displeased when he discovered the residue in his underpants after his steamy dry hump with Edna

Frottage 

1: The act of grinding one's body against another for sexual pleasure with clothes on.
2: The less known definition of applying a texture to a piece of paper through rubbing.
1: Man, Jill and Becky have been dancing for a while now. Probably engaging in some hot frottage.
2: This is the most splendid texture! Watson, give me my frottage tools so I can make a rubbing.
Frottage by Major-Fresh March 1, 2011

Frottage 

When 2 guys rub their dicks against each other.
It's kind of hot :3
Usually you wear clothes.
1: Want to have a bit of fun?
2: Frottage?
1: Absolutely.
Frottage by Purpose Inc. June 18, 2016

frottage frais

Same definition as frottage but leading to an ejaculation
This train to Waterloo is going to cause a frottage frais
frottage frais by Bigax201 January 22, 2017

frottage cheeze 

Freshsemen found in a public or commonly shared place. Derived from "Soy Cheeze" indicating an alternative, non dairy form of cheese.


Created by any form of wildlife, and typically fould floating in the ocean or dripping down a wall in a public restroom.
Would you scoot over a little, I would like to sit down.

Sorry man, there's frottage cheeze all over the seat.

Can I take a shower?

Yea but no masturbating. If I find any frottage cheeze in there I'll hack your balls off!
frottage cheeze by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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