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Fruit Law

First, there's nothing fruity about the Fruit Law.

It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.

It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.

That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.

Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
Frankie: "Hey yo, heard about Little John lately? Dude owes everybody money"

Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"

Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
by BioHazardX October 22, 2012
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Law Of Fruit

If it has an apple, it also has a banana. A clever warning in this ever more gender ambiguous world. The 'apple' refers to a man's adam apple and the 'banana' refers to the penis. It is often proffered as a reminder to the heterosexual male out patrolling the dating waters. (The pun is a bonus)
Hey Dennis, I know you're looking for a rebound fling tonight but just be careful and heed the law of fruit.
by FancyMoses October 23, 2007
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