Frooder

A girl in middle school who abuses her power of beauty and controls men like a total empress. acts like a whore and posts pictures of her half naked with her bff on facebook. talks like a valley girl all the time and cant help but make sex noises when she gets tickled and presses her boobs into boys when she hugs them.

Amy: Monica was all up on Brandon right in front of Josh!
Kate: Wow what a frooder.
Amy But josh doesnt care, hes a docker.
Kate: for once i know what that means.
Amy: yep! THANKS URBAN DICTIONARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Professionaldictionaryer October 7, 2011

Fooderus

Similar to the Uterus for an actual baby, the Fooderus is for a food baby. The fooderus is only active or felt when in the presence of a foodbaby. This is caused by eating too much food, causing the eater to feel pregnant because they have eaten too much food. This is followed by a feeling of fullness or denseness.

" Ugh. I'm so full, I can feel my fooderus expanding..."

by Afrequentfatass August 2, 2009

froozer

combination of friend, booze, and loser.

that friend you have that you don't really like, but always buys the drinks.

fred: "dude, wanna hang out tonight?"
bill: "nah, i got plans with bobby."
fred: "ooh, the froozer. can i come?"
bill: "yah."

by ith4ioht9ghnin90yh903haih April 20, 2009

Frooper

One who freely poops anywhere

The frooper took a dump in the park, he doesn’t care where he goes.

by Kyle6920 April 15, 2022

Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual

Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.

by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006

frooner

“That” guy at the office (often named Josh) that likes to ruin all of the fun.

Josh is such a frooner. We can never have any fun when he is around.

by NasaReject June 13, 2019

froddering

Rubbing your genitals or junk against a stranger in a bus - or other form of public transport...

Some strange creep was just froddering me on the bus

by jjray August 5, 2012