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The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.
"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"
by jend000 December 17, 2014
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