French Dan

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A French guy who has been whipped and has had his balls cut of by his girlfriend. He has been sick since April 2006. He is a pussy. So Basically a French Dan is a french guy who has been sick for a long time and is whipped by girlfriend.

Man he's whipped, what a French Dan.

French Dan by Greene Robin February 12, 2009

French Dancing

The act of Having Vaginal or Anal Sex.

Sentence:
"Damn girl I think I might be Pregnant. I was French Dancing with my man all night without a Condom."
-French Dancing DOES NOT include Oral Sex-

French Dancing by Heather Hernandez April 12, 2007

French Cheese Danish

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.

Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.

French Cheese Danish by Mdw493 November 14, 2011

French Canadian lap dance

A lap dance where you pour gravy and cheese curds on the dancer

I got a tasty French Canadian lap dance last night and found a cheese curd in my hair this morning

French Canadian lap dance by Mr. Mongoloid May 15, 2019

The Dirty Frenchman

White wine or champagne made dirty by adding olive juice. The drink came about from an episode of the cartoon "Home Movies"

"Time to forget the book and make some drinks of my own. Let's see, wine, olive juice, voila! The Dirty Frenchman!"

The Dirty Frenchman by tofubot June 12, 2009

sid hoffman or sid frenchman

A game invented by homestar.

"this is the dumbest game I have ever played."

sid hoffman or sid frenchman by linzoy August 26, 2003

Favorite Fighting Frenchman

"LAFAYTTE!
Im takin' this horse by tge reins making red coats redder with blood stains!
LAFAYTTE!
And im never gonna stop till i make 'em drop and scatter their remains im-
LAFAYTTE!
I go to France for more funds!
LAFAYTTE!
I come back with more guns!...and ships...

"EVERYONE GIVE IT FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!!!"

Favorite Fighting Frenchman by x.america_the_hero.x January 5, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026