Freeomania 

The inability to control yourself when items are available free. E.g. stealing unnecessary sauce packets from a fish and chip shop, because you can and never really be sure when a free tartare packet will be handy, even though you will probably throw them out the next time you clean your car. Same goes with jam packets from breakfast buffets.

Man, Amy suffers from chronic freeomania; even when she doesn't want to drink if the booze is free she knocks them back like the prohibition is imminent. (Please note: freeomania is a chronic illness and sufferers are particularly vulnerable at 21st's, weddings, farmers' markets and gallery openings).

Freeomania by Amedawgnarlymoves June 6, 2015

Freemanism 

(N.) A term describing the little tidbits of wisdom gained from Morgan Freeman's movie quotes. They can be anything from funny to serious, or wise to so amazingly wise it's making your head explode. Applying these quotes to your life is the first step in becoming almost as awesome as Morgan Freeman himself. (Almost, because it is impossible to be as awesome due to the fact that he is god himself)

Morgan Freeman (As Red in Shawshank Redemption) Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

Moviewatcher: There goes another freemanism! Morgan Freeman is a genius.

Freemanism by Bloodraven412 January 4, 2010

Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

http://xkcd.com/462/

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

Freemanic Paracusia by Threegunvash October 17, 2008

Freemantastic 

exhibiting qualites that are comparable to those of either Morgan Freeman or Gordon Freeman

Billy's smashing of the box with the crowbar was freemantastic.

Freemantastic by Lexaus July 7, 2010

freemanist 

One who worships the almighty Morgan Freeman.

John, "ALL HAIL FREEMAN"

Joe, "I didn't know you were a freemanist!"

freemanist by Hayterade October 1, 2013

Freemanism 

The belief and following that Morgan Freeman is and always will be god. He is actually God acting as a man acting as a person in a movie.

John: Hey I'm atheist, What are you Jamal?

Jamal: Man Fuck Dat, I believe in Freemanism, Err' body know he be god.

Freemanism by Jordan Fust August 15, 2008

Freemanic Paracusia 

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

Freemanic Paracusia by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008