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The elusive white flag.

Giving up!

Throwing in the towel!

When somebody tells you Forfiet or Step Up! Like the song by, Chevelle. Have you herd of it?
Dear Ashleymondisneyfacesucker,

Forfiet is not an option! Does he still have that slight indention to his left ear, that the right doesn't have?

Forfiet or go for it Ash! Your choice!

Hey S, is he completely gay about that really butterbody 'K' girl or is she just dreaming in the day?

I herd she'll never forfiet her spank bank for him either. They're both off the scale of over loaded nuts, must be!

Either way, It'd be mad grimes to see you blokes again!

A: FORFIET BITCH!!!
S: Yeah ya wanker,.... FORFIET!!!
K: NEVER!!!!
S: She's completely gay for you A!
K: Shut up you wanker.

A: DO YOU FORFIET AND SAY I OWNED YOU?
K: NO, but Mr. Astley gets chops thrown at him when he's loocked into bedrock. S, I smell chicken in the air tonight and even Phil is sing Oh Lawd...May we call you Collins and eat you with ginger sauce my dear?
S: A did you know you've been K's spanker wanker since 93?
A: ....Awkward Silence
K: ,......Even Steven Awkward Silence! Does your boy ever shut up?

A: Not usualy, he says, 'mines, the craft is all mines?"

K: I'm confused!
A: We know!
Words you can keep
what your goods are when you violate the law
Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
forfeit by evilhorse November 26, 2019

Forfeit Fapping February 

A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.

There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?

Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.

Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.

Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!

forfeit kitten 

A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.
"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."
forfeit kitten by Unkle G March 5, 2009
1. It's a verb used to tell someone that s/he loses a right,possession,etc or has it taken away from her/him.

2. Something that's taken away from you or something that you've to pay because you've broken a rule or made a mistake.
1. Because she was fucking absent with what her boyfriend told her, she forfeited the right to appeal.

2. I've forfeited my freaking right to name my son after me father.

3. Yeah, if we lose this game we'll have to pay a forfeit.
forfeit by Joao "JD" Nsingui October 18, 2007

seizure-and-forfeiture 

A law in the United States, since 1984; law enforcement authorities are allowed to confiscate cash money they have reason to believe has not been legitimately obtained, and even if no charges are filed against the person whose cash is confiscated the owner must go to court to prove legitimate ownership of the confiscated cash; also known as legal robbery, this confiscated cash often goes towards funding helicopters for rural sheriff's departments and assault vehicles for Podunk towns that have no real use for them
Why are you taking my money, officer ... I was saving up to buy a motorboat with it .... What do you mean, I seem suspicious? What the fuck is seizure-and-forfeiture?

legal robbery civilian asset dispersion possession of cash suspicious money-holder guilty until proven innocent drug-war funding

Fap Forfeit February 

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room. Fap Forfeit February is a challenge and you need to do it once every day until the 28th February
Yo man my mom just caught me doing Fap Forfeit February challenge, so now im grounded.
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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