Forest dick

A tree huger that tends to make it more then hugging by putting his dick in the tree and you get splinters

My Forest dick hurts from all those splinters

by Big dick madden April 15, 2020

Forest of Dicks

A large gathering of tea-party people. A smaller gathering is merely a grove of dicks.

Guy 1: Damn, I tried to watch TV without vomiting, but there was a "Forest of Dicks" on Fox news who kept claim Obama wasn't an American.

Guy 2: It wasn't a forest, it was merely a Grove of Dicks, they just kept showing shots of the same people over and over.

by Redbeardedmofo August 6, 2011

dick forest

Same thing as a sausage fest.

Sausage fest = dick forest

by Chebis Silons June 2, 2006

Dick Forest

A forest full of dick's. Also known as a gay wonderland.

Martin: Hey there's a forest... and its full of dick's!
Richard: So it's a dick forest?

by iGeordie January 24, 2013