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Acronym of "Fuck off nobody loves you". used to refer to loners, nerds and losers, or to warn a friend off becoming socially inept.
Fuck sakes, man, Dungeons and Dragons is for fonlys.

Bob looks like such a fonly with his mullet flapping in the breeze.
Fonly by hiccup13 October 9, 2008
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Fonky Monky Friday 

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.
YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY
Fonky Monky Friday by K1ts October 30, 2020
Related Words
Fonly FONLYPE Fooly Cooly fonky folly Fonty follywaggers fony finly foly huck

Baker's Folly 

The "Baker's Folly" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The "Baker's Folly" is when the baker, weary from a full day of rising his bread, kneads his own dough into the baguette.
To perform the Baker's Folly once is to be clumsy, but to do it twice is bliss.
Baker's Folly by boatbutter March 9, 2007

fonky chonky 

slang term for “funky” exclusively used when referring to music.
Person 1: *plays rap song*
Person 2: oh. That’s some of that fonky chonky
fonky chonky by MrMeøw September 22, 2019

Fooly Cooly 

1) To fondle a woman. Is usually specific to breasts or the ass, but can refer to any part of the body

2) An absolutely awesome anime also known as FLCL. Beleive it or not, Fooly Cooly IS the original name. How it became known as Furi Kuri is an interesting fact.

The way the title was written down was a complicated matter, as the words related more to the symbol and less to the actual word. The closest you could get to writing Fooly Cooly was pronounced Furi Kuri, as 'r' was the closest thing to 'l'. Thus it is only pronounced Furi Kuri when read aloud, though the name is still Fooly Cooly.

Several people still prefer to call it FLCL. It's about a 12 year old boy, Noata, who has a brother in the U.S., his bro's ex-girlfriend is horny for him, and this crazy Vespa woman who calls herself Haruko slams into his life, and robots start exploding out of his head. Then you throw in guitars, some Christ like robot named Canti, The Pillows, and there you have it; FLCL.

The show is famously confusing, so to help you out, think of it as an anime Mary Poppins, with randomness and robots.
1) Come on babe, let's get Fooly Cooly.

2) Wait... is the curry Fooly Cooly, the weird transfer signals, or the robots? Fuck; this is confusing.
Fooly Cooly by Magic Hobo May 9, 2005

foolywang 

an adjective or adverb as in "foolywang material" used to describe senselessness or something lacking logic. basically things that don't make no damned sense.
lil kim's pasties were foolywang material
foolywang by sincerely peterson June 12, 2007

Fonny Rocket 

Hemorrhoid suppositories shaped like a rocket designed to relieve the symptoms of piles in the rectum.

The Fonny Rocket is a special suppository designed to heal hemorrhoids in 3 days or less.
Fonny Rocket does not get lost in the rectum but stays comfortably in place for many hours to soothe and heal inflamed tissue.
Fonny Rocket by Ezmerelda Berger March 24, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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