Fonly 

Acronym of "Fuck off nobody loves you". used to refer to loners, nerds and losers, or to warn a friend off becoming socially inept.

Fuck sakes, man, Dungeons and Dragons is for fonlys.

Bob looks like such a fonly with his mullet flapping in the breeze.

Fonly by hiccup13 October 9, 2008

Fonky Monky Friday 

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.

YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY

Fonky Monky Friday by K1ts October 30, 2020

Baker's Folly 

The "Baker's Folly" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The "Baker's Folly" is when the baker, weary from a full day of rising his bread, kneads his own dough into the baguette.

To perform the Baker's Folly once is to be clumsy, but to do it twice is bliss.

Baker's Folly by boatbutter March 9, 2007

fonky chonky 

slang term for “funky” exclusively used when referring to music.

Person 1: *plays rap song*
Person 2: oh. That’s some of that fonky chonky

fonky chonky by MrMeøw September 22, 2019

Fooly Cooly 

1) To fondle a woman. Is usually specific to breasts or the ass, but can refer to any part of the body

2) An absolutely awesome anime also known as FLCL. Beleive it or not, Fooly Cooly IS the original name. How it became known as Furi Kuri is an interesting fact.

The way the title was written down was a complicated matter, as the words related more to the symbol and less to the actual word. The closest you could get to writing Fooly Cooly was pronounced Furi Kuri, as 'r' was the closest thing to 'l'. Thus it is only pronounced Furi Kuri when read aloud, though the name is still Fooly Cooly.

Several people still prefer to call it FLCL. It's about a 12 year old boy, Noata, who has a brother in the U.S., his bro's ex-girlfriend is horny for him, and this crazy Vespa woman who calls herself Haruko slams into his life, and robots start exploding out of his head. Then you throw in guitars, some Christ like robot named Canti, The Pillows, and there you have it; FLCL.

The show is famously confusing, so to help you out, think of it as an anime Mary Poppins, with randomness and robots.

1) Come on babe, let's get Fooly Cooly.

2) Wait... is the curry Fooly Cooly, the weird transfer signals, or the robots? Fuck; this is confusing.

Fooly Cooly by Magic Hobo May 9, 2005

foolywang 

an adjective or adverb as in "foolywang material" used to describe senselessness or something lacking logic. basically things that don't make no damned sense.

lil kim's pasties were foolywang material

foolywang by sincerely peterson June 12, 2007

Fonny Rocket 

Hemorrhoid suppositories shaped like a rocket designed to relieve the symptoms of piles in the rectum.

The Fonny Rocket is a special suppository designed to heal hemorrhoids in 3 days or less.

Fonny Rocket does not get lost in the rectum but stays comfortably in place for many hours to soothe and heal inflamed tissue.

Fonny Rocket by Ezmerelda Berger March 24, 2013