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Obstacle Course-it 

when there is alot of things or people in the way you have move around them, go over things or under things.
person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
or
Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it

Obstacle Course 

when a shitload of dumbass people are blocking your way, like in the hall...
"The populars are out in full swing, it looks like and obstacle course"

Nobstacle course

A location that is heavily (and unexpectedly) populated by men.
"Are you going to The York pub tonight to try it out with the ladies?"
"No way, that place has turned into a nobstacle course!"
Nobstacle course by mvp123 March 11, 2010

Obstacle Course 

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.
Obstacle Course by Andy K April 5, 2004

Flopstacle Course 

A scattering of cats on a cool tile floor in a narrow pathway on a very hot day.
I had to run the flopstacle course on my way to the kitchen.
Flopstacle Course by roswtr August 17, 2020
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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