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1. A creative way of referring to someone as being any of the following: greedy, a douche, a greedy douche, ugly, ginger, or an over all moron.
2. A large flying pale white reptile whose face is deep red, resembling a used tampon.
"stop hogging the seat you flying tampon"

"Oh my god, that man's dog was just carried off by a flying tampon"
by swerty35 April 03, 2010
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