Flyin' T 

The act of giving or getting hit with a "Flyin' T" is someone who runs up out of nowhere with or without pants on, but having their penis out to jump into the air spinning with their arms out in "T" formation (thus the "T" in "flyin' T") and slapping, hitting, or srtiking their entended target in the face with their penis.

"dude! i was in the mood for a massive Flyin' T, so i just went for it! thank god the ceiling was so high! she was like 6'2!"

Flyin' T by Gazetti December 29, 2007

Flyin Ted 

New nickname for Texas's junior senator Ted Cruz after he abandoned his post in Texas during a power outage crisis to fly to Cancun for a short vacation that he planned AFTER the crisis started, but then quickly tucked tail and flew immediately back to Texas, throwing his family under the bus as an excuse for his absence. Nickname is a play on words based on Donald Trump's nickname for Cruz which is Lyin Ted, based on Cruz's penchant for lying.

I'm a Republican from Texas, but even I can't defend Flyin Ted on this one.

Flyin Ted by Datch Guy February 19, 2021

Secret Flying T-Rex 

A sexual act where the women is hoisted in the air using a system of pulleys that also pin the upper part of her arms to her body.

Also, it can refer to any secretive or sensitive information.

I totally gave that chick the secret flying t-rex last night.

Kyle, has quite a few secret flying t-rexes in his closet.

Secret Flying T-Rex by berychance January 17, 2011

i don't give a flying fuck 

Not a single floating fuck was given.

Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.

i don't give a flying fuck by chiet December 11, 2013

don't give a flying fuck 

literally i don't give a fuck with the addition of flying.

hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.

don't give a flying fuck by The Autistic Walrus July 5, 2016

I don't give a flying fuck 

I don't give a flying fuck is a combination of words you say when you don't care about something.

Person 1: I just ate some mac n cheese

person 2: I don't give a flying fuck

I don't give a flying fuck by Oceeandude April 27, 2022

What the Flyin' Fuck 

exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.

When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.

Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.

Dad:(finding his tools missing) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!

Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!

Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?

What the Flyin' Fuck by The Big Bad One May 28, 2009