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A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.
SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??
by Rebecca!! September 14, 2006
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A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.
by A non floater April 19, 2006
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