Flemdick

When a girl has the flu then deep throats your cock and it comes out with a string of slimey flem all over it.

The proper term for a penis with flem on it is a fleenis. This can also be used as an insult.

guy1: maaan she was sucking my dick and i cummed without feeling anything.

guy2: did she have any illness at the time?

guy1: yeah she had the flu, why?

guy2: OH MAN that's totally not semen, she gave you a flemdick!

fleenis example...

Guy 1: Your such a fleenis haythem.

Flemdick by punching lions in throats September 7, 2010

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Fleadick

(n) What you call a guy that has been with so many girls he has to have an STD
(adj) Pertaining to a dirty dick

Fleadick over here has been with so many girls his dicks gonna end up falling off.

Fleadick by Dysos April 29, 2009

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Related Words

Flemdick • Fleadick • Flimdickulous • Baby Femdick

Flimdickulous

Wild, out of control

That girl is acting Flimdickulous dawg

Flimdickulous by Joeaudi July 4, 2022

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Baby Femdick

A term defining a feminine, or sub, male with a 2 inch punisher.

Looks like Jeff's been hooking up with that intimidating teacher, I heard he's got that baby Femdick!

Baby Femdick by Beatthatthatpuss445 November 6, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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