Group of hillbilly like people from the backwoods of Arkansas and Georgia. Usually unshaven and smelling of their favorite food, grilled possum, they are a kind and simple folk with an unusual penchant for incestual inbreeding. Likeable lot though.
by DocFlash April 21, 2004
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I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.
by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019
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One who may be possessed by Satan himself. Very ominous and pall. If looked into the eyes may explode into a fireball or be turned into stone.
by lollolololololollllllooll April 29, 2008
Get the Flayton mug.When a person walks, talks, or just generally acts like the entire world revolves around them. Is also applicable when an ignorant prick walks, talks, or acts like they have desirable physical features when really they’re overweight, fat, or just a general loser. Hence, they are showcasing their FLAWS. Not to be confused with flaunting.
-I’m all for flaunting, just some people need to realize they don’t “have” it.
-I feel you man, I hate it when pricks are flawting around. Like, look in a mirror!
-I feel you man, I hate it when pricks are flawting around. Like, look in a mirror!
by mutatedlamb October 23, 2008
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Used to explain the highest possible form of a Flatus Maximus.
Commonly used by Pablontologists to threaten morons and Anti-Pablontology.
Used to explain the highest possible form of a Flatus Maximus.
Commonly used by Pablontologists to threaten morons and Anti-Pablontology.
by killino March 6, 2009
Get the flatone mug.A level of comfort in a relationship in which the parties no longer feel the need to hide farts from one another.
After two months of dating, Mike and Teri's relationship has become flatonic; he no longer bothers to move from the couch when passing gas and she no longer runs to the bathroom -- out of embarrassment -- to flatulate.
by AuburnBoy July 11, 2019
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by QuacksO February 22, 2020
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