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Flawton

Group of hillbilly like people from the backwoods of Arkansas and Georgia. Usually unshaven and smelling of their favorite food, grilled possum, they are a kind and simple folk with an unusual penchant for incestual inbreeding. Likeable lot though.
While hunting for deer in the backwoods of Georgia I came upon a family of flawtons.
by DocFlash April 21, 2004
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Flatonia Closet Trap

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!
I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.
by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019
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Flayton

One who may be possessed by Satan himself. Very ominous and pall. If looked into the eyes may explode into a fireball or be turned into stone.
The man was so FLAYTON when he stabbed that puppy in the head.
by lollolololololollllllooll April 29, 2008
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flawting

When a person walks, talks, or just generally acts like the entire world revolves around them. Is also applicable when an ignorant prick walks, talks, or acts like they have desirable physical features when really they’re overweight, fat, or just a general loser. Hence, they are showcasing their FLAWS. Not to be confused with flaunting.
-I’m all for flaunting, just some people need to realize they don’t “have” it.
-I feel you man, I hate it when pricks are flawting around. Like, look in a mirror!
by mutatedlamb October 23, 2008
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flatone

flatone;the (German: Flatone;der)
Used to explain the highest possible form of a Flatus Maximus.
Commonly used by Pablontologists to threaten morons and Anti-Pablontology.
I just sent a flatone to your momma.
My last flatone pulled out some piece of s***.
by killino March 6, 2009
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Flatonic

A level of comfort in a relationship in which the parties no longer feel the need to hide farts from one another.
After two months of dating, Mike and Teri's relationship has become flatonic; he no longer bothers to move from the couch when passing gas and she no longer runs to the bathroom -- out of embarrassment -- to flatulate.
by AuburnBoy July 11, 2019
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flawtopsy

A botched/careless postmortem examination dat includes at least one major error or inconsistency.
A common investigation-impeding issue mentioned in a lot of da true-crime documentaries on TV is a flawtopsy.
by QuacksO February 22, 2020
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