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The art or study of flaring nostrils. Is often enjoyed by nerds, geeks, or dorks. Not many others find comfort and passion in the art or study of flareaticus. Flareaticus has oftentimes gotten mixed up with flarenticis, the art or study of nose picking.
Larry: Hey Billy, where were you after school yesterday, we were supposed to go to the high school football game together!
Billy: Oh, I'm sorry Larry, I was at my flareaticus club meet!
I now know how to flare my nostrils in 5 different ways!
Larry: Oh, wow, i didn't know! I'm so sorry for doubting you!
by Meepedeemeepers500 January 04, 2010
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