Firstfag

Someone who comments on a video, blog post, or another piece of internet media before anyone else with the word "First!!!" or some variation of the phrase. Most of the time, the person is very excited for this pointless achievement and is looked down on by the population of the internet with brain cells.

Collegehumor has posted a new video.

Person One: "FIRST! F@$K YEAH!"

Person Two: "Congrats, you win the Dumb Ass Award Firstfag."

by Supersane101 August 16, 2010

firstage

An absolutely awesome text based MUD which is known for having the best combat system of them all. This was true until Genesis, the creator, became a fag and made it pay-per-play.

X: Did you sleep?
Y: Yeah why?
*X stares at extrememly exhausted Y*
X: I meant in real life...
Y: No...Why?

by Kraid May 8, 2005

Fistfaggot

Somebody that is so gay that having a dick in their ass is not enough. Instead a fist must be inserted into their anus in order to be satisfied.

You know, I might be queer but at least I'm not a fistfaggot like Brendan.

by Blanket_Jackson III December 14, 2019