First-Waver

A person who is so ridiculously domesticated that there is no doubt in your mind that, if the world were to become inhospitable to the masses, the person in question would surely be among the first to die due to their incompetence and lack of adaptability.

A: Christ in a chicken basket! I just saw someone return bottled water because they didn't like the taste.
B. Wow! What a shitty first-waver! In fact, I doubt she'll even make it to the first wave.

First-Waver by beepboop April 27, 2009

twit of the first water 

An idiot, particularly when refering to the total uselessness of the male species.

Example - "Don't worry about him. He's an enormous twit of the first water."

twit of the first water by Teh Vez0rz July 23, 2006

cyber fist waver

A person who pretends to be tough while online and in the comfort of his own surroundings. Generally, a cyber first waver is good at making threats and brinksmanship, but never follows through with his statements. This behavior usually occurs on social media websites.

Don't be afraid of that guy, he argues with everybody and challenges them to fights but he never shows up. He's a cyber fist waver.

cyber fist waver by GlApp Money Shot September 14, 2011

Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...

Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025