Finger of Funge 

When you are fingering a girl's Ass or Vagina and you switch to the other. Creating a layer of vaginal fluids and sweat around your finger.

Person 1 "Kathy wanted me to finger her ass and then , said "Now my pussy"."
Person 2 " So what'd you do?
Person 1 " Obviously I did it!"
Person 2 " Man she gave you a Finger Of Funge"
Person 1 "Is that what you call it?"

Person 2 " That's nasty, dude"

Finger of Funge by NBLovesUD July 31, 2016

Stern Finger of Disapproval 

The wagging of the index finger of your dominant hand in a very stern and disapproving manner. This is done to show your disapproval of the (usually idiotic) actions of another. Note that the wagging must be done so slowly as to make it a very awkward situation.

Usually accompanied by the Look of Judgement

Mr. English Teacher: What are you doing on the floor?

Student: My cell phone fell out of my pocket...

Mr. English Teacher: *Gives the Stern Finger of Disapproval* Naughty.

Stern Finger of Disapproval by Colonel Duke Lacrosse December 3, 2011

Fecal Finger of Fate 

When someone shoves one of their fingers up their arsehole, then pulls it out to see if shit gets on their finger or not in order to decide something one way or another. A game of chance, of sorts, like flipping a quarter to decide or determine something. If shit gets on your finger the answer is "No", but if you pull it out clean the answer is "Yes".

Well, I don't know if I should go to the show tonight or not. I guess I'll have to decide using the Fecal Finger of Fate.

Fecal Finger of Fate by Shit_4_Brains January 14, 2008

fickle finger of fate 

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events

Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!

fickle finger of fate by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010

fucked by the finger of fate 

When fate is seriously getting you down, ie nothing is gooing right for you.

After a car accident, " He got fucked by the finger of fate!"

fucked by the finger of fate by Danny May 5, 2004

Finger of Doom

To ram ones finger into anothers anus without warning whilst shouting "FINGER OF DOOM"

me:"hey baby wanna have some fun?"
girl:"with you no thanks"
me:"FINGER OF DOOM"
girl:"OMG MY ASS"

Finger of Doom by Sam Lawless October 7, 2008

Flying Fickle Finger of Fate 

Pronunciation: \ˈflī\\iŋ \ˈfi-kəl\ \ˈfiŋ-gər\ \ˈäv\ \ˈfāt\

This perhaps is the first version of "flipping the bird" on prime time TV.(Rowan & Martin's "Laugh In". Was an American sketch comedy television program which ran for 140 episodes from January 22, 1968 to May 14, 1973.)

If they thought some deserved getting "the finger" They would be given "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award", saluting actual dubious achievements by the government or famous people. A breakthrough in TV broadcasting.

Holding ones arm outstretched with thumb and fingers retracted except the middle one and the middle finger extended as far as possible, You are now Flying the Fickle finger of fate. When you aim it at someone in particular, you are giving them a "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award"

Flying Fickle Finger of Fate by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009