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Fifty Spades of Grey 

A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.
John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*
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Fifty Shades of Grey

Bad fanfiction written by a 14 year old girl based off of Twilight categorized as "Mommy Porn".
Did you read Fifty Shades of Grey?

Fifty shades of grey

Fifty Shades of Grey" is the story of a 22-year-old college student, Anastasia, who begins a relationship with a 27-year-old very successful and powerful businessman, Christian Grey. She meets him while interviewing him for her college newspaper. When they later meet up in Portland, Oregon, he rescues her after she over-imbibes and she ends up chastely spending the night in his Heathman Hotel room.

He is intrigued by her and offers her a non-disclosure agreement and a contract that keeps their relationship purely sexual and defines it as one of "dominance and submission." She doesn't sign the agreement.
Fifty shades of grey is a sexy movie I think I found my thing

Fifty Shades of Grey

An erotic romantic drama film that shows BDSM in a bad light, but is still sexy. It has an innocent virgin girl and a sadist dominant who thinks he is broken and that's why he likes what he likes. At the end of the series, the two get married and he is 'fixed'. Also the punishment scene, She Consented, she didn't safeword out either so...
The book Fifty Shades of Grey is a movie now.
Fifty Shades of Grey by LBNA May 31, 2021
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