Fibtion

A question that is asked intentionally for an answer to a different (subconscious) question.

The word "Fib" mixed with the word "Question"

Woman usually ask fibtions.

a sentence in an interrogative form, addressed to someone in order to get information in reply for a different (subconscious) question.

Asking your girlfriend to go camping when she asks the Fibtion: Can friends join us?

Really she wants to know if you are planning this trip for just the two of you.

Fibtion by dfincitti May 18, 2010

Pulp Fiction Date 

A presumably platonic outing with a friend's spouse or significant other, usually, though not always, where a certain level of unstated attraction is involved.

"So next Saturday I've got a Pulp Fiction date with my buddy's girlfriend."

Pulp Fiction Date by MrTheNick January 29, 2010

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy

are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

simping for a fictional character by thegg1ord March 25, 2021

pulp fiction 

1. pulp - a publication, such as a magazine or book, containing lurid subject matter.

2. fiction - a literary work whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact.

Movie containing lots of killing, cussing, drug use, and Samuel L. Jackson as a bad ass mother fucker.

Is there a sign outside my house that says DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?

pulp fiction by Robyn July 28, 2003

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian 

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."

I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian by superslacker87 March 27, 2010

Fictional Character 

Someone that you’ll never have

- oh wow I think I like that fictional character

Fictional Character by potters.girlfriend January 1, 2021

Fictional 

My Girlfriend

My girlfriend is fictional

Fictional by Scoliosis_Kid July 15, 2019