The act of shitting yourself after being overwhemled either out of astonishment or shock as to an event that just occured. It often occurs when you are severly outdone by your opponent in any sort of competition.
"The drumline just played something so ridiculously impossible that I just festin bolvused myself!""
by UMDRUMLINE September 20, 2008
Get the Festin Bolvusmug.