An act of Stupidity, that happens regularly.
"Damn dude, that idiot just pulled a fedex and dropped his car keys down the sewer drain!"
by goentzel March 25, 2009
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How we refer to Britney Spear's ex--Keven Federline
"Must feel so bad for Britney Spears right now."

"I know, can't believe what went down with FedEx
by randomness-rocks June 05, 2009
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One lame ass company with a bunch of ghey loosers with purple uniforms that like to steal packages.
Hey Bob?? Remember my bomb plan to blow up that job place of mine??? I got the perfect plan, lets call Fedex.
by James January 29, 2005
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When you're fed up with your ex, or psycho-ex
She keeps threatening to tell my girlfriend about our ex sex, brah! I'm Fed-Ex.
by catfight12 January 08, 2009
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A type of hoe; if someone want her, you know she's going to be there overnight.
Dang, Ashley's a fedex! She's already at Jayden's crib!
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A term used to describe a former President's ex-lover
That Monica Lewinsky isn't doing Bill anymore, she's a Fed Ex.
by MSG November 16, 2006
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when meetin up with an ex-girlfriend/ love/ one nighter you realise that your mates were correct and she was actually a fat mother huberd!!
matt-wasnt that your ex?
me-yes, yes it was!!!
matt-she was fat!!!
me-yes, you could say she was my fed-ex
by Mr.Rickus November 16, 2006
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